Stanley Pines (
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freetogoodhome2018-03-20 01:40 am
Foolish Mortals Call Me Out!

Here’s where you can hit me up for:
-Post-game shenanigans
-AUs and what-ifs within the Foolish Mortals universe, including things inspired by the kink meme and classics like Actor AU, Survivorswap, etc.
Come visit the newly-renovated Inn-Conceivable, formerly known as the Mystery Shack (name subject to change). Saviors of the multiverse and survivors of blood rituals get one night free per visit.
While Stan probably has the most available options for postgame shenanigans, LeFou is also available upon request! And both are here for AU and what-if shenanigans.

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The death of her son—the Supreme Leader of the First Order, widely broadcasted to the entire galaxy and beyond—had shaken the movement to its core, and General Hux's charisma (or lack thereof) hadn't been nearly enough to keep them together. It was a shaky win for the Resistance, but a win nonetheless. And with a new crop of leaders put in place, Leia found that, at long last, she could retire. Go home. Not that she'd ever been to a place called Gravity Falls, Oregon. But her home was a person, and that person lived there.
Ford Pines had gifted her with a notebook before they had departed; full of elegantly-scripted equations. Plans for a portal, a far more stable, safe portal than his previous venture. Strong enough to get her safely where she needed to go, not strong enough to destroy universes. Her final order and act as General is to decree that it be dismantled as soon as she's through, though. Just in case. It's hard, saying her goodbyes to Poe, to Finn and Rey and Kaydel Ko Connix, knowing she won't see them again, but she has a higher call, now. Family.
She doesn't take much with her—doesn't have much to take, just a small case of clothes and belongings. The few mementos she does have, from a simpler time in her life. A deep breath, and Leia Organa-Pines steps through the portal, bracing herself—
—and steps out into the front yard of the Mystery Shack, in a much quieter world than she's been on in a very long time. It's early autumn, leaves crunching beneath her boots, and she glances around with something akin to wonder. Immediately, she loves this place. Loves the tall pines, the lush greenness of it, the crisp air. She's reminded inextricably of Endor.
Leia's gaze focuses in on the house, a rambling cabin that just screams Stanley, and suddenly her pulse is racing a thousand kilos a parsec.
No need to be nervous, she reminds herself. This is your husband, after all. You're only coming home. She puts one foot in front of the other until she's up on the creaky wooden porch, and then she's raising her fist and knocking.]
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It's been hard for Stan. One of the first things he did when he got home, once the kids were safe and he was alone, was to buy a ring that he's kept next to his heart ever since, a plain gold band with a pair of twinkling, asymmetrical stones like stars and the words "True love" engraved around the inside. But even taking it out and looking at it, holding the memory of that shining city and all their friends and family to see, some days it wasn't enough and some days, when he felt truly dark and alone, it was too much to bear because it reminded him that Leia might not make it home to him.
Even though he doesn't live in the Shack anymore, he's been there almost every day, at night going back to the smaller, plainer, less Escher-esque cabin tucked more into the woods that he'd made sure was finished for the start of summer, so that the kids could help him decorate it. But Dipper and Mabel are safely back in Piedmont now, they've started their first year of high school, and he's thrown himself into renovating the Shack to ward off the loneliness.
He's in the middle of screwing new handles onto the re-finished kitchen cabinets, when he hears what he thinks is a knock over the sound of the drill. So he stops, freezing in place.]
Shack's closed!
[He calls out into the empty silence of the house.]
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The call comes from inside, and Leia's heart skips a beat just at the sound of that familiar voice, filling her with sweet warmth from head to toe. She has to stifle a laugh, but the smile is evident in her voice when she yells back through the door:]
I thought maybe you'd make an exception for me.
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What Leia hears, from outside the Shack, is silence for a long, hanging moment. And then a muffled crash, a cut-off whirr, a very loud word that he definitely wouldn't say if the kids weren't gone for the autumn, and some more shuffling and banging.
And then he throws the door open and scoops her up into a hug, spinning her right there on the creaky old porch.]
I can't believe it's really you! You're here!
[He's not crying, you're crying.]
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She steps back from the door in anticipation, and then before she knows it she's being swept off her feet, literally, pulled into those strong arms she remembers all too well, and her arms circle his neck just as easily as breathing. She's crying, too, and laughing, breathless and more happy than she's felt in what feels like years. It worked. She's home.]
It's really, really me. I'm here.
[Her voice is muffled into his shoulder, but thick with emotion.]
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Then he pulls back, hands cupping her face to take her in with his old, tired eyes, too.]
How- how did you get here? I thought it was gonna be some kind of big to-do just to get you here.
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It was actually your brother's doing. He gave me plans for a temporary portal before we left Elysium. My crew assembled it for me.
[She can't resist the opportunity to kiss him any longer than it takes to finish that sentence, so she leans up to do just that.]
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The age creeps back into his face when she mentions Ford. His smile doesn’t fade, but a bittersweetness creeps in at the edges, where it had been just relief and joy.
She kisses him before he can respond, and he pours all his relief at seeing her again into kissing her back, his hands sliding down to her waist to hold her closer.]
I’ll have to thank him.
[He says when they finally part, unable to hide the way his voice gets rougher when he mentions Ford. But then he clears his throat and puts on a big smile again.]
He-hey, I gotta give you the tour! The old Shack ain’t what it used to be, but she’s still got good bones. She’ll be nice when I get her all dressed up again.
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Her hands smooth through his hair, petting down over his shoulders like she's reassuring herself one more time that he's real and solid and here, and she nods before she pulls back, taking up her suitcase.]
Please, I need the grand tour. It looks like you're planning on opening an inn, Stan.
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When she pulls back, he notices her suitcase for the first time and reaches to carry it for her.]
Here, honeybunny, let me grab that for you.
Yeah, it's... Before the manor, I'd actually given the Shack to Soos so I could go sailing. But, y'know, after all that he told me he didn't think he was up to running it anymore, and I sure wasn't about to start it back up again.
[He steps out of the doorway to let her go in.]
We, uh, we got rid of a lot of the old exhibits over the summer. But I decided might as well show off that it's still the old Shack with a new purpose by keeping some as decoration.
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Listening still, she steps inside and glances around, at all the signs of change and renovation, the sawdust and bare patches on the walls where there were once signs and paintings.]
I like that idea. You know, I never imagined I'd end up an innkeeper's wife.
[She'd be anything, honestly, as long as it also meant being Stanley Pines' wife.
Her brow wrinkles.]
Where are we going to live, then, if not here?
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"Innkeeper" makes me sound even older. [He says, pulling a face.] I was thinking entrepreneur, or hotel manager, or businessman.
[He lets her peek into the rooms as they go; everything that was being kept had been moved into the big event space for the time being, since that was the one room that was going to change the least. All of the rooms that look small enough to be bedrooms have numerous paint swatches on the walls, all at about a fourteen-year-old girl's height, and then one color that's been selected with a bigger circle and an arrow in the same color. The color is different for each room, but Mabel's touch is obvious.
At the first exterior window he can take her right to he stops, looks outside, and then points at a little path that winds off into the woods.]
We can head out there now if you want, I can show you around the Shack later once you've got settled in.
[He feels like a good ten or fifteen years have sloughed off of him just having her there. It makes him feel like he has a future, instead of just setting one up for somebody else. He wants to show her the little cabin. He wants her to be happy here.]
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[She lets him lead her through the building, arm looped through his because she's not ready to not be touching him in some capacity, just yet. She smiles at the obvious signs of Mabel's participation, squints every now and again as if picturing what a room might look like once it's finished.
At the window, she follows the direction he's pointing and smiles, looks incredulously up at him.]
You built a house?
[You built me a house?]
I'd like that very much.
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Well- most of the building was done by Wendy and her pops, but I pulled my weight. Come on- let’s go look at it.
[He leads her from the window through the back door, locking the Shack up behind them.]
You...You think you’re gonna like it here?
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Leia nods, watching him lock the door, and wraps her arms around his middle.]
I do. It's peaceful, and beautiful...and it has the added benefit of having you in it.
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I'd get settled in a little bit before you go saying it's peaceful around here. But you're right, it is a sight.
[The trees around the shack are a mix of dark evergreens and deciduous trees that have begun exploding into their annual fireworks of color. But he's not looking at the greenery when he remarks on the beauty, he's looking down at her.]
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But now, actually standing here with him in the middle of the woods? Those words escape her. Or, rather, strike her as unnecessary. After all, she can feel him again. She doesn't need the reassurance that he feels the same way. So she just leans forward and presses her cheek into his sternum.]
I missed you so much.
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I missed you too, Starshine. More'n anything.
[And if his voice sounds rougher and close to tears, it's just because he dropped to a near-whisper.]
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Let's go home, honey.
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The flush on her cheeks matches a rising one on his own, more visible now that the beard that hid his face the whole time they were in the manor is gone.]
Can't wait to show it to you.
[He bends down to pick up her suitcase again and gives her a kiss on the cheek as he does, offering her his other arm.]
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I can see why you like it out here. The kids must like it, too. They're okay? Mabel, and Dipper?
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'Course they love it. You think they just come up here for the summer to hang out with an old man?
[He smiles.]
You missed 'em by a few weeks. They're... 'Bout as good as you could expect. They're tough kids. It was good for 'em to have a few months at home before they came back up here for the summer.
[It doesn't take long for the cabin to come into view. It's small, but two stories, made out of the same wood as the Shack, except it's brand new and not 40 years old. There's a couch on the front porch next to the door that looks ancient but comfortable.]
Well? Whaddya think?
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[She's sad to know she missed them by such a small margin; it would have been good to get to know Dipper better, to see Mabel again and give her a tight squeeze. But next summer will come soon enough, she knows, especially with work in front of them to be done.
When the house comes into view, Leia exhales a reverent breath, taking it in. It's small, but undeniably charming, and something in the rustic style of it tugs at her heartstrings. Excitedly, she turns to Stan, smiling widely.]
Oh, honey, it's beautiful. It's really ours?
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The smile that Leia beams up at him chases all the nervousness from his body. He'd been afraid it would be too small, too quaint, that she wouldn't like it (even with Mabel reassuring him all summer that she was going to love it because he was there), but the excitement on her face makes her look 20 years younger, and being able to thrill her like that makes him feel 20 years younger.]
'Course it is. I wouldn't pull your leg like that. C'mon, let me show ya around.
[And then he lets go of her arm and switches which hand is holding her suitcase so that he can bend down and sweep her off her feet in a bridal carry, climbing up onto the porch and fumbling a little with the doorknob.]
Uh- kitten, you think you could get the doorknob?
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I suppose I could. [She shakes her head, reaching out and turning the knob to push the door open. In a faux-regal voice, she looks back up at him and commands:] Proceed.
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