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Stanley Pines ([personal profile] stanbyme) wrote in [community profile] freetogoodhome2018-03-20 01:40 am

Foolish Mortals Call Me Out!



Here’s where you can hit me up for:
-Post-game shenanigans
-AUs and what-ifs within the Foolish Mortals universe, including things inspired by the kink meme and classics like Actor AU, Survivorswap, etc.

Come visit the newly-renovated Inn-Conceivable, formerly known as the Mystery Shack (name subject to change). Saviors of the multiverse and survivors of blood rituals get one night free per visit.

While Stan probably has the most available options for postgame shenanigans, LeFou is also available upon request! And both are here for AU and what-if shenanigans.
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-20 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[As it turns out, she's not gone nearly as long as she'd anticipated.

The death of her son—the Supreme Leader of the First Order, widely broadcasted to the entire galaxy and beyond—had shaken the movement to its core, and General Hux's charisma (or lack thereof) hadn't been nearly enough to keep them together. It was a shaky win for the Resistance, but a win nonetheless. And with a new crop of leaders put in place, Leia found that, at long last, she could retire. Go home. Not that she'd ever been to a place called Gravity Falls, Oregon. But her home was a person, and that person lived there.

Ford Pines had gifted her with a notebook before they had departed; full of elegantly-scripted equations. Plans for a portal, a far more stable, safe portal than his previous venture. Strong enough to get her safely where she needed to go, not strong enough to destroy universes. Her final order and act as General is to decree that it be dismantled as soon as she's through, though. Just in case. It's hard, saying her goodbyes to Poe, to Finn and Rey and Kaydel Ko Connix, knowing she won't see them again, but she has a higher call, now. Family.

She doesn't take much with her—doesn't have much to take, just a small case of clothes and belongings. The few mementos she does have, from a simpler time in her life. A deep breath, and Leia Organa-Pines steps through the portal, bracing herself—

—and steps out into the front yard of the Mystery Shack, in a much quieter world than she's been on in a very long time. It's early autumn, leaves crunching beneath her boots, and she glances around with something akin to wonder. Immediately, she loves this place. Loves the tall pines, the lush greenness of it, the crisp air. She's reminded inextricably of Endor.

Leia's gaze focuses in on the house, a rambling cabin that just screams Stanley, and suddenly her pulse is racing a thousand kilos a parsec.

No need to be nervous, she reminds herself. This is your husband, after all. You're only coming home. She puts one foot in front of the other until she's up on the creaky wooden porch, and then she's raising her fist and knocking.]
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-20 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's impossible not to notice signs of change, signs of rebuilding, and she scans the building permit while she waits for an answer. An inn. It's not hard to guess where that idea came from. It reassures her, that Stan is staying busy. She'd fretted almost every night over that, laying in bed, worrying over the thought of him all alone like a canker sore.

The call comes from inside, and Leia's heart skips a beat just at the sound of that familiar voice, filling her with sweet warmth from head to toe. She has to stifle a laugh, but the smile is evident in her voice when she yells back through the door:]


I thought maybe you'd make an exception for me.
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-20 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[The space between her call and the crash that sets off that chain of movement inside the house is what you'd call pregnant; there's a brief, but terrifying, moment where Leia's afraid the timeline is wrong, that she missed her mark. That somehow, he doesn't remember her or know her or he's forgotten. But then there's a flurry of sound and movement and her fears are dispelled, because if he didn't recognize her voice, there'd be no call for all that ruckus.

She steps back from the door in anticipation, and then before she knows it she's being swept off her feet, literally, pulled into those strong arms she remembers all too well, and her arms circle his neck just as easily as breathing. She's crying, too, and laughing, breathless and more happy than she's felt in what feels like years. It worked. She's home.]


It's really, really me. I'm here.

[Her voice is muffled into his shoulder, but thick with emotion.]
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-20 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[She doesn't need much coaxing to look up into his face, the one she's missed so much that she was afraid she'd forget it, but how could she ever? The strong jawline, the nose, the kind eyes behind those glasses. Her fingers move to his cheeks, too, thumbing at his five-o-clock shadow, where there used to be a beard.]

It was actually your brother's doing. He gave me plans for a temporary portal before we left Elysium. My crew assembled it for me.

[She can't resist the opportunity to kiss him any longer than it takes to finish that sentence, so she leans up to do just that.]
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-20 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[She knows it still can't be easy for him, thinking about his brother. It shows in all the work he's clearly in the middle of, in the sideburns that remain on his cheeks. It makes her wish even more that she'd been able to be here with him. It makes her especially glad, too, that he's had Dipper and Mabel around until recently, or so she can only assume.

Her hands smooth through his hair, petting down over his shoulders like she's reassuring herself one more time that he's real and solid and here, and she nods before she pulls back, taking up her suitcase.]


Please, I need the grand tour. It looks like you're planning on opening an inn, Stan.
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-21 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Leia lets him take her luggage, light as it is, not bothering to bite back a smile; she's missed his nicknames. Nobody's called her starshine in months, aside from the one time Poe tried to tease her for it. It...didn't go over well.

Listening still, she steps inside and glances around, at all the signs of change and renovation, the sawdust and bare patches on the walls where there were once signs and paintings.]


I like that idea. You know, I never imagined I'd end up an innkeeper's wife.

[She'd be anything, honestly, as long as it also meant being Stanley Pines' wife.

Her brow wrinkles.]


Where are we going to live, then, if not here?
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-21 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I already knew you were an entrepreneur. 'Hotel manager' sounds very posh, though.

[She lets him lead her through the building, arm looped through his because she's not ready to not be touching him in some capacity, just yet. She smiles at the obvious signs of Mabel's participation, squints every now and again as if picturing what a room might look like once it's finished.

At the window, she follows the direction he's pointing and smiles, looks incredulously up at him.]


You built a house?

[You built me a house?]

I'd like that very much.
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-21 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's not fooling her for a second, and she feels affection flood her all over again at the thought of him...nesting? Is that the right word for it? Getting ready for the day she arrived, even though he had no idea when it'd be. She could fall in love with him all over again just thinking about it.

Leia nods, watching him lock the door, and wraps her arms around his middle.]


I do. It's peaceful, and beautiful...and it has the added benefit of having you in it.
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gazes up at him, expression soft and relaxed, and shakes her head slowly. There are so many things she's wanted to say to him since she's seen him last; how many times has she pictured telling him that she felt incomplete without him, lost for the first time out among all those stars. That her heart ached every night she slept alone without the safety of his arm curled around her waist and the sound of his breathing in her ear, without Mabel curled up between them (or, like as not, across them).

But now, actually standing here with him in the middle of the woods? Those words escape her. Or, rather, strike her as unnecessary. After all, she can feel him again. She doesn't need the reassurance that he feels the same way. So she just leans forward and presses her cheek into his sternum.]


I missed you so much.
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-21 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[She stays like that for a long time, listening to his heartbeat until she's reassured that he's real, that this isn't a dream...that this isn't a trap. That he's still her Stan, and he still loves her. When Leia pulls back, it's to kiss him again, slow and steady. After several lingering moments, she rocks back from her tippy-toes to eye him with flushed cheeks.]

Let's go home, honey.
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-22 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a brightness in her gaze now that belies the sudden thrumming in her blood, and she doesn't really have to guess if he's feeling the same way, thanks to the flush in his own face. Leia hums, a warm, contented sound, and takes his arm again, letting him lead her toward that wooded path. Once they're in the thick of the forest, she breathes deeply, taking in crisp, pine-scented fall air, savoring the crunch of leaves and dried-out needles under their shoes.]

I can see why you like it out here. The kids must like it, too. They're okay? Mabel, and Dipper?
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-22 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure that's a big part of it. Those kids love you an awful lot, you know.

[She's sad to know she missed them by such a small margin; it would have been good to get to know Dipper better, to see Mabel again and give her a tight squeeze. But next summer will come soon enough, she knows, especially with work in front of them to be done.

When the house comes into view, Leia exhales a reverent breath, taking it in. It's small, but undeniably charming, and something in the rustic style of it tugs at her heartstrings. Excitedly, she turns to Stan, smiling widely.]


Oh, honey, it's beautiful. It's really ours?
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[personal profile] hasit 2018-03-22 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[He should have listened to Mabel, honestly. She hasn't even seen the inside yet and she already loves it because it's theirs. Stan built it for them. She's so caught up in the idea of staying in one place, of resting, that Stan catches her off-guard as he literally sweeps her off her feet. Leia gasps, grabbing for his shoulders, and laughs as she's carried up onto the front porch.]

I suppose I could. [She shakes her head, reaching out and turning the knob to push the door open. In a faux-regal voice, she looks back up at him and commands:] Proceed.

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